Ghislanine Maxwell’s Texas prison, dubbed “Club Fed,” has reportedly upped security after taking in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficker. Maxwell, a disgraced British socialite who was a close associate of Epstein’s for years, is serving a 20-year sentence for her part in a scheme to sexually exploit and abuse minor girls with the wealthy financier.

Well, that’s good news for dogs. Jailed sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has been barred from participating in the sought-after “puppy program” at the cushy prison camp the Trump administration transferred her to.

To appreciate how Ghislaine Maxwell must be feeling about her move from the Federal Correctional Institute in Tallahassee, FL, to the Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, TX, you have to know more about the first prison.