This is part of Egg, an attempt to explain why Americans have absolutely lost their minds over egg prices. It’s recently come to my attention that a lot of you out there are—let’s say perturbed—by the ...

Mash the rest of the jammy eggs until they are the size of small gravel. Add the mayo, sugar, salt, and milk. Mash until combined and the texture is to your liking. If your eggs are overcooked or you ...