Why don't vampires eat cows? They don't like stakes. Did you hear about the witch who went to the doctor? She had a fainting spell. What did one skeleton say to the other? I've got a bone to pick with ...

What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty. Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits. Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

What do you call a monster who likes to dance? A boogie man. Why did the ghost cross the road? He wanted to return from the other side. Why do witches drink beer? They enjoy a good brew. If you’re ...

All images courtesy of Two Kids and a Coupon Whether you're a parent or grandparent looking to score some laughs, a dad or teacher who likes to spin silly stories or just enjoy a good joke yourself, ...

From vampire jokes to witch jokes and ghost jokes, we've rounded up some of our favourite clean, corny and clever Halloween jokes that are sure to get a chuckle (or maybe a groan) out of everyone this ...

Adult Swim would not be the network it is today without Space Ghost Coast to Coast, which was a hilarious spin on Space Ghost and other classic Hanna-Barbera characters. George Lowe provided the voice ...