Mandie Holmes on Instagram: "Only terrible things to say about Lisboa. Do not visit. Especially not at Christmas. It’s warm and sunny when it should be freezing. The restaurants are inexplicably empty. Every run somehow becomes a mountainous trail run except you’re still in a city. Fresh seafood everywhere. Pastéis de nata at every corner. Wine that costs less than water. Christmas markets crowding every square. Absolutely unacceptable. The hills will destroy your quads. The views will ruin you